Submission guidelines
We accept flash fiction, short fiction, long fiction (up to seven acres in area [1]), parodies of famous fiction, parodies of unknown fiction, ridicule of famous and unknown fiction, creative non-fiction, uncreative non-fiction, poetry, lists, tables, charts, photography, paintings, doodles, food criticism, and food.
If it's good [2], we print it.
"Print" is a figurative term right now. By financial necessity, we are online only. If funding can be achieved, we will make the bound paper thing and send it out to cool people. For now we just operate electronically, and it's for cool and uncool people alike.
[1]
Our compound is eight acres. We ask seven so that we
still have room to dance
[2] Good: it's as simple as you think, even if you think it's complex
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Send submissions to submissions@BastardsAndWhores.com
Send piece(s) as an attachment or in the body. Also send either an in-depth biography or a picture that says it all. Or don't send that, your preference.
We're currently working on Episode 3.
Submit now to be included in 4.
The submission deadline is October 31.
The issue will be out November 30.
Simultaneous submissions, rights, payment
We accept simultaneous submissions, just let us know if your work is picked up somewhere else, and be quick about it.
We only accept previously unpublished works. We ask for First Electronic Rights, also non-exclusive rights to archive submissions online.
We offer a token payment of one American dollar.